This article is fictitious and is by no means accurate. It is purely for the comedic enjoyment of the readers.

Grifballers of North America have been dealing with bouts of insomnia due to late nights of playing Grifball. Some have gone to great lengths to continue their unwavering dedication to playing Grifball with their friends. Rallyfox was the first of these nomadic Grifballers. Rallyfox lives in California with his wife and had a great job and a very active life. This started to change though when he started Grifball. Rallyfox said “I would stay up till 4 or 5 in the morning playing Grifball. I would then have to go to work at 7. There were many nights where I did not sleep at all.”

With the lack of sleep and constant playing, Rallyfox was starting to lose friends and his livelihood. Mrs. Fox stated “Ral, as I like to call him, would never go out anymore. He would come home from work and go straight to playing Grifball. I wouldn’t even get a kiss. When it came to Grifball, nothing else existed.”
Rallyfox’s Grifballing had him in danger of losing his job as well. He would be caught sleeping at his job. Lack of sleep led to lack of production and slowly Rallyfox went from worker of the month, to on the brink of losing his job. He knew he had to do something, and do it quick.

Rallyfox, determined that to save his life, decided he would move to England. At first, this does not sound like it would help, but Rallyfox explained to me how it saved his life. “When you think about it, I was staying up so late because of Grifball, but now, I play mid-day with my friends while its late for them. No more sleepless nights. I also got a job here from Bungie as a International Connections Manager. I make record how well the connection is to American host over here. I make money to play Grifball. It’s GREAT!” Rally was not the only one happy about the move. Mrs. Fox was ecstatic. “I got my husband back. He no longer plays all night because when its night time here, all the screaming kids are online in America. He hates that so he doesn’t play then. I love this move.”

Others were inspired to do as Rallyfox did after hearing of his success. Now there are over 15 people that have relocated to deal with Grifball-induced insomnia. The results have all been the same for the others. It seems that Rallyfox has found a cure for this condition. This article is aimed at spreading his miraculous cure to others that may be in dire need of help.