This article is a joke and should not be taken seriously under any circumstances.
In GBSL10 as we all know, Dat Orange Kush won the pro championship. It featured many of the Grifball greats. However, the most important one to note is Twizzted Status. Why Twizzted? You may ask. Well, Twizzted is now under investigation for conspiracy because of his championship history for the past three seasons.
Let’s start with FL09. Twizzted and The Quickness were on pace to play a championship for the centuries against Brb Steak. Shockingly enough, during the playoffs, Doc Status was found GUILTY of cheating during a league game and since they had beaten Can’t Understand Neanderthal Tone, Brb Steak was replaced by CuNT.
The rest of the story doesn’t matter but there were others who cheated, just ask Thumee. Anyways, apparently Twizzted was super excited because he thought he’d be getting an easy championship. Coincidence that he was excited? Nope. Conspiracy! It doesn’t matter that they lost because that’s not what we’re here to point out.
Let’s move on to WL10. After a somewhat successful conspiracy attempt, Twizzted Status decided to team up with the big three from CuNT and teach them his conspiring ways. They would prove most handy for the big three in SL10. He wasn’t just there to teach them, but to put his own talents to practice.
After a decent regular season, Twizzted and the big three found themselves in a very good situation. They got to play the easiest team they could possibly play in a final four match – Zero Logic! Of course they beat them, clinching another championship appearance for Twizzted Conspiracy. Coincidence they got to play Zero Logic? Nope. Conspiracy! Again, it doesn’t matter that they lost to <3. Let’s move on to SL10. I feel terrible for Thumee and the grease squad. These guys fell victim to the greatest conspiracy in the history of Grifball. The regular season, in terms of games played, was one of the worst ever. Let’s just move right to the championship. The first game, showed no signs of conspiracy when DoK won a well earned 5-4. Thumee and the grease squad did all they could, no thanks to hammer bounce McGee. The second game was beyond ridiculous. First off, let us all thank Thumee for the great commentary he gave before hammer bounce McGee turned off the voice. I remember Thumee telling his teammates that he didn’t want to go down 3-1. Surprisingly enough a couple of minutes later, Twizzted Conspiracy RTDS’s his way to score number 3. Coincidence? Nope. Conspiracy! To nobody’s surprise, he wasn’t finished conspiring. After his team went up 3-1, I assume he then told his team to let Thumee and the grease squad get close. So close that the score was 4-3 in favor of Twizzted Conspiracy. This was all that he needed to seal the deal. He then began to hold the bomb and pussyfoot like a madman for an ungodly amount of time, constantly looking at the stopwatch that his cat was holding next to his face. All of that, just to make sure that the film would be too long to fit into any fileshare so that the RTDS score could not be disputed. Coincidence that the game was 1 hour, 7 minutes, and 44 seconds long? Nope. Conspiracy! Everyone was completely oblivious to the façade he put on as a mean spirited trash talker. Who knows who was in on this? But let us ask these questions: Will T Rich be taking his talents to South Beach? Will YoungNastyMan go to bed later than 8:00? Will MajorSilva ever stop defending Adam Pisani? Will Scet Shin learn how far the red light is from his house? Finally, Will Twizzted Conspiracy ever get off of NCAA 11? All of these questions will be answered in the future.