Alright, so after a pretty intense discussion between Toktyn, Master Toktyn, Emperor Vivi, and me, I was finally able to decide who to write about next. I’ve got a list sitting in front of me about 10 people long that I had originally planned on doing in the order that I received the request, however, some people in the community have brought some light upon themselves that fuel my desire to roast them immediately. So, withour further ado, I present to the world Madklowndisease.

Everyone’s heard of Madklowndisease,
But few know his name is a lie.
His lettering is deceptive at best,
Spelling the word “klown” with an “I”.
One must ponder his manliness
With all the hearts he likes to draw.
Spend enough time listening to him
And all you’ll hear is “blah blah blah”.
He thinks he’s the best at all he does,
Arrogant and proud all the way to the core.
He spends most his time yelling at his best friend Dan
Every time he gets stopped for the score.

The easiest to boot from a party for sure,
Always making himself the party ass.
Not even Pwnguin, the nicest guy in the league,
Is willing to sit and listen to his sass.
All of this already is enough to bring him down,
But now it’s time to talk about his grifball skills.
He claims his hammer bouncing is to stop the ball,
But I’m sure he dos it just for the thrills.
Negative 81 was his K/D for seasons one and two,
And there’s no reason to assume he’s improved at all.
He probably still loses games five-four
By carefully passing the other team the ball.
See, children, Klowns are not scary at all,
They can’t make you lose or die.
Next time you see one, go ahead! Poke fun!
Do everything you can to make the poor thing cry!

Next week: It’s an admin. And he’s had it coming for a while.