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Who is #1 EU?
Rly r u shure  42%  [ 10 ]
We are Depor  13%  [ 3 ]
Duffy G  8%  [ 2 ]
Erghuhuergwer  4%  [ 1 ]
NUTS  4%  [ 1 ]
Wet Flannel  17%  [ 4 ]
Mr Smokes & Booze  4%  [ 1 ]
ShED  8%  [ 2 ]
Total votes : 24
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 Post subject: Re: Farting Communist Snails
PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:18 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Farting Communist Snails
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Your teams picture should be a hammer and energy sickle... I'll just leave and let that blow your mind.

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 Post subject: Re: Communist Snails
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Communist Snails 5-4 Sarge's Angels

GG guyz. :D Close match, JP had host, but he's so abysmal it makes for a fair game ;) Plus I went +13, get in there. If CS can cut down on the horrendously badly-timed betrayals we might actually be a halfway capable team. My minions have done well. ;)

We also tried to play HellHound but no luck there. Steelwing and JP kept pulling off each other, and there were multiple lag-outs, so we didn't get off the ground. Then my internet died and only just came back :evil: We may have to get a NH if we play in the league together.

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 Post subject: Re: Communist Snails
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 Post subject: Re: Communist Snails
PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:39 pm 
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We are, in fact, by a long distance the greatest sporting establishment that the international grifballing society has ever bared witness to. That is how good we are. No joke.

GG today guyz. I think we might just win a couple of games this season. :D

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 Post subject: Re: Communist Snails
PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:26 pm 
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Just sticking these links and stats in here so I don't lose/forget them.

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http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/GameStats.aspx?gameid=970634689&player=germanicus1994 - Team Impact 7-2 Communist Snails

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/GameStats.aspx?gameid=970668898&player=MallardQuakson - The A Team Rejects 5-4 Communist Snails

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/GameStats.aspx?gameid=970686278&player=WAYNEMAD1972 - Communist Snails 5-4 Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/GameStats.aspx?gameid=970706416&player=MallardQuakson - Communist Snails 8-1 Sarge's Angels

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- flameknightj: 10 plants (4 games)*
- MallardQuakson: 6 plants (4 games)
- JshadowknightP: 2 plants (3 games)
- Maroon Knight N: 1 plant (4 games)*
- AwareMosquito: 0 plants (1 game)*

*we restarted the FBRD game at 2-1 cos of issues, and as flameknight is desperate to be able to say he scored 10 we're using his 2 goals from the first game instead of Maroon's and Matt's from the second. CBA doing that for the other stats though.

Kills:
- MallardQuakson: 183
- Maroon Knight N: 153
- JshadowknigthP: 79
- flameknightj: 60
- AwareMosquito: 31

KD:
- MallardQuakson: +15
- AwareMosquito: 0
- Maroon Knight N: -25
- JshadowknightP: -62
- flameknightj: -102 (very impressive, I must say)

So in conclusion, you're n00bs and I carry the lot of you. Get off my back. ;)

Feedback on our games is always appreciated. It'll probably fall on deaf ears, but you never know.

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 Post subject: Re: Communist Snails
PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:30 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Communist Snails
PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 1:11 pm 
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Communist Snails' first league games are on Wednesday, fingers crossed. Playing The Dead Ninjas at 6 and Dragon Dominators shortly after. Probably going to go with the usual line-up (me and the knights). Let's see if we are a somewhat capable grifball team when it comes to actual games.

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 Post subject: Re: Communist Snails
PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:22 pm 
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Communist Snails 7-2 The Dead Ninjas
http://halo.xbox.com/en-us/Career/HaloR ... on=Unknown

Communist Snails 9-0 Dragon Dominators
http://halo.xbox.com/en-us/Career/HaloR ... on=Unknown

Well we played okay. Not great, not terrible. Both TDN's goals were us being stupid at the tipoff and all of us getting killed. Could have done better in the tanking department, but I dunno. I think the opponents both had host, but can't be certain. Both teams complained about lag, so I told them to dispute it. We'll happily play again if there were problems. Just got to wait for someone to tell us if we need a rematch.

2-0 start. Bring on TTIC and FBRD next week. :D

EDIT: putting statisticos in again as I cba with my essay.

Scores:-
- flameknightj: 5
- JshadowknightP: 5
- MallardQuakson: 3
- Maroon Knight N: 3

Kills:-
- MallardQuakson: 74
- Maroon Knight N: 69
- JshadowknightP: 51
- flameknightj: 34

K/D:-
- Maroon Knight N: +13
- MallardQuakson: +11
- JshadowknightP: -13
- flameknightj: -15

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 Post subject: Re: Communist Snails
PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:31 pm 
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Congrats on the wins. We'll see if the teams with MatATDT players in them winin division 1 as well tomorrow night.

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 Post subject: Re: Communist Snails
PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:34 am 
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Would you guys be interested in scrimming JSH tomorrow sometime after 8?

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 Post subject: Re: Communist Snails
PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:57 am 
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Its a possible. I've got Tango Lemon coming round my house, I reckon I can convince him to give it a whirl. He won't have his dirty dirty host, so he'll be a pile of poop, but could be a good chuckle. I can probably scramble a team together, so you will have the honour of playing the 8th best team in European grifball! :P

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 Post subject: Re: Communist Snails
PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 6:56 am 
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Might as well post a quick update, the Snails are playing TDN Tuesday @ 8.30. Of course we won't actually START at that time, there're always delays and stuff, but we should hopefully get the game done. Also have FBRD tentatively scheduled in for Weds evening.

Also chucking out some halfway point stats:
MallardQuakson: 5 scores, 181 kills, +22 K/D
flameknightj: 18 scores, 75 kills, -46 K/D
JshadowknightP: 8 scores, 128 kills, -56 K/D
Maroon Knight N: 4 scores, 185 kills, +41 K/D

Dayumn. Maroon is doing better than me. Well that just won't do.

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 Post subject: Re: Communist Snails
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Ok, we're playing FBRD at 8pm Tuesday, then TDN @8.30. Might even have Tango Lemon or Yoshigasm online, but its unlikely. Hopefully we can win both the games and keep the pressure up on TTIC. Its looking unlikely we'll win the division even if we win all our remaining games because of silly mistakes, but if we can go 9-1 then we'll knock TTIC to no.2 seed and we'll be no.3. No offence intended, but I'd much rather have TTIC on our side of the draw than JSG. :P

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 Post subject: Re: Communist Snails
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Don't you mean 8-1.. and no... you play JSG... we don't want them.

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