Hello, I’m Lorde Rey and welcome to my reports!
This is a weekly report that involves interviews, division round ups, season reviews and possibly some more bonus content if i can think of more. This is a Teammates interview and if you are unsure what that means then Teammates is an interview which requires the interviewee to answer questions with the name of somebody they have ever been on a team with, and reasons as to why. Simple enough really, I hope it makes for good reading!
So enough babbling, here is my Teammates interview with ixApocryphal who decided to mix it up a little bit and answer with both AGLA and EUGBL perspectives.
1. Who is the best tank that you’ve ever played with?
AGLA – Determined v, hands down. We went all the way to the ship with him barreling through bodies.
EUGBL – Steelwing. Very good player capable of making pushes out of nowhere. Would love to have him on my team again.
2. Who is the best hybrid that you’ve ever played with?
AGLA – Snipedown. This guy is a monster. Doesn’t matter where you put him in the game, he will go super positive and make you remember his name.
EUGBL – Lorde Rey. With all his golden accessories, you can’t argue this pick.
3. Who is the best runner that you’ve ever played with?
AGLA – ixSnarf. I don’t like him, I don’t want to play with him anymore, but he was very patient and got the job done.
EUGBL – Edible Pains. Played the first bid league season with him and all we did was win.
4. Who is the best overall player that you’ve ever played with?
AGLA – Tough choice, but I would say Digital Pain. Always consistent and has a plan for every game.
EUGBL – Messiah Muffin. Another player who can do anything and has been dominant since his start in H3.
5. Who is the worst overall player that you’ve ever played with?
AGLA – Druidic Warrior. Terrible teammate with skill to match. Goes behind your back to join a different team and play against you.
EUGBL – Nick in HD. No awareness and a bad mouth. Goes massively negative and doesn’t make plays. No offense.
6. Who is the biggest joker that you’ve ever played with?
AGLA – HHCROPER. He’s crusader’s twin and really funny guy. Had a lot of great times together.
EUGBL – G3ORD13 5P4RT4N. 2 words, randy runs.
7. Who is the most boring player that you’ve ever played with?
AGLA – angel 9001. Love ya buddy, but your jokes aren’t funny.
EUGBL – Awaremosquito. Unaware mosquito. Splat.
8. Who is the most intelligent player that you’ve ever played with?
AGLA – Snipedown. When it comes down to straight forward intelligence on and off the court, this guy takes the cake.
EUGBL – CaptainSev. This guy has strats for everything. Even pokemon.
9. Who is the least intelligent player that you’ve ever played with?
Anyone that has ever let me run in for a bomb score, I’m bad.
10. Which player has the worst taste in music that you’ve ever played with?
Zinger. It’s so bad, he takes the cake in the EU as well.
11. Who is the biggest connection abuser that you’ve ever played with?
AGLA – I imagine you mean somebody with strong connection. I will say infektion. Never has to use his sword but hammer swing is delayed and still kills you. No offense bud, but nobody is just naturally that good in their first few seasons.
EUGBL – MisshapenLime. His connection is powerful and he is the toughest EU to kill if you’re from the US.
12. Which player is your best mate/most enjoyable to play with?
Well, Noplex has been there for me since the start. He brought me into the league and has even helped me with personal demons over the few years I’ve been around.
13. Which player would you never ever want to play with again?
AGLA – Melvin. I forget his whole tag, but I have never heard someone whine as much as this guy and rage quit a team before the season starts.
EUGBL – A Hybrid Hammer. Love ya man, but the rage has to calm down.
14. Who is the best all round gamer that you’ve ever played with?
Gamer? My friend Evan. He was ranked number 1 in the world when he played H2 and for the short time he played H3.
15. Who has the weirdest voice that you’ve ever played with?
AGLA – Zero Point Fox. You can’t fuisjdnxjdnsjcking do thayyyyyt. Do us a favor, break your mic plz.
EUGBL – Messiah Muffin. I love it though.
16. Who is the biggest rager that you’ve ever played with?
Fuel Real or Skl giggles. I never played WITH them but every time we pooped on them, they pooped on themselves in anger.
Honorable mention: Darthvader
17. Who is the most reliable player that you’ve ever played with?
ixGingy. It didn’t matter when we played, he was there.
18. Who is the least reliable player that you’ve ever played with?
Blackrosevenom. Was on a team with him and never even met him. He never showed up for games.
19. Who is the loudest player that you’ve ever played with?
Love Saintz. Quite possibly the only person that you can hear through proximity chat. H4 doesn’t have proximity chat…
20. Who is the quietest player that you’ve ever played with?
Purplehaze. You will rarely hear this guy except through Rachael’s mic.
21. And…Who’s the longest in the shower?
You are Lorde Rey. See what I did there?
And thus concludes the Teammates interview with ixApocryphal. If you’d like to have your own interview or even have any feedback/question suggestions then please message me on Xbox or on the forum and I’ll sort something out. Thank you to ixApocryphal for kindly volunteering to answer the questions.
Cheers for reading, until next time this was Rey’s Reports ~ Teammates with ixApocryphal, Make sure to check out my other articles (which can all be found here).