Commissioner PP MooCow PP stepped down from his position this season for undisclosed reasons. After a little researching, I discovered why Mr. Cow left the Grifball community. Mr. Cow has started playing under the alias GBiz4N00BZ in the MLG circuit of Halo 3.

I found Mr. Cow at the Dallas event, dressed in complete anti-grifball clothing. He even started a rally chant exclaiming “Gifball Sucks!” over and over again. I approached Mr. Cow with the knowledge that he would not recognize me and started asking him questions about Grifball. This is that interview:

GTT: What is this Grifball you are hating on GBiz4N00BZ?

Mr. Cow: It’s the lamest game in the world dawg. You got all these kidz up in there and stuff all whining about hammer range and all that. Now when I four-shot someone in MLG, you don’t hear these punks all crying. Nah, wez real over here fo sho.

GTT: You seem very adamant about Grifball not being good. Why is this?

Mr. Cow: Yo, check it, it’s like this see. I was all up in there you know, doing my thing, running it and all that noise. And none of these kids understood that I worked on this free. They just wanted me to fix their problems, but not the whole picture. I was gonna pimp that out, but too late now. Love lost, word?

GTT: Yes, you said many words, many of which I don’t understand. So you play MLG now?

Mr. Cow: Yeah, I’m legit see? I throw down on n00bs like double exp. My BR is as good as my rhyme. I’m so good at this game it should be a crime. People envy my skillz and their jaw drops when they see my killz. You dig?

GTT: Um, no. I don’t really dog holes much. Thanks for telling me about this Grifball, I’ll make sure to stay away from it.

Mr. Cow: Grifball sucks, MLG 4 LIFE!!

Upon leaving, a certain Adam Pisani (AKA LBCountry) took reins on the Grifball community, reins that a few are already getting a rash from. At the time of this writing, Mr. Pisani had posted that BRB Steak would be removed from the playoffs due to Doc Status playing on Lemon’s account.

With this announcement, it seems that we will have a full blown dictatorship with Heir Pisani pounding his iron fist on the proverbial Grifball court. Cheaters will have to flee from the Gestapo of the Pisani Army marching though the Grifball lands. Stay tuned to GrifballHUB for further updates.

This article is fictitious and has no truth outside of the bannings.