Amateur Playoff Outlook by Revolution12009

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Revolution12009, Captain of Off in the Shower, gives his picks for this season’s playoffs.

PLAYOFFS!! PLAYOFFS!! Yes in the words of Herm Edwards we are talking playoffs. The season is coming to an end and the Amateur playoff picture is starting to take shape. There are some crucial games to be played in these final 2 weeks so only time will tell how accurate my playoff predictions will be. Lets get to it.

Division 1
Ball Till We Fall a.k.a. Str8 Griffin should cruise in their final 2 games to secure the division and finish the regular season undefeated. HammerTime’s only 2 losses thus far have came from BTWF. I am confident that these will be their only 2 losses and once again HammerTime will return to the playoffs.

Division 2
Dude Where’s the Elohel? I have no clue. I do know the DWTE avenged their only loss to Bomb Spree and finished the season 7-1 clinching the division. Div 2 only had 5 teams so I assume DWTE will get 2 forfeit wins from Team Kenny Powers. LTFO: Deconstruction has already beaten the 3rd place team Lvl 50 Spartans twice but is looking for payback against Bomb Spree which will mean they will join the playoff parade at 5-3 or 7-3 after the imaginary games against Kenny Powers.

Division 3
I said at the beginning of the season that this division was a toss up. So many good teams and only 2 guaranteed playoff spots. The Inglorious Basterds have already clinched the division as well as completing the season undefeated and will be a favorite to take home the championship. Hooked on Chronic and Strawberries n Nipples have 2 games to play and will ultimately decide who will be runner up of the Division. I Wanna Get High So High. That’s right I’m taking the magical Mary Jane boys to take both matches from SnN’s and the 2nd playoff spot.

Division 4
Another Division slammed full of playoff worthy teams but alas only 2 spots…wait maybe 3? The Janitors blanked OCR in their rematch as well as beating Murk Squad Thugs in their 1st match behind some clutch running of ManBearPig. I’m taking the Janitors to take the division over Murk Squad and yes I think OCR will take care of business and earn 1 of the wildcard spots.

Division 5
Pain Train one of the surprises of the League IMO is in control of their destiny. This makes my head hurt when I start the what ifs so I bumped that and decided that Pain Train would finish what they started and finish strong to take the division. With that being said if Pain Train wins against LTFO: Delocated it also means The Henry Lovers will clinch a playoff birth. Wait for it…not to snub Delocated their hardwork will payoff and I think result in the capture of the 2nd wilcard spot.

Division 6
Division 6 a.k.a. Divsion Fail. I picked DiE and the Guppies to take the playoff spots before the season started. What I didn’t know was that they would be the only active teams. DiE and the Guppies split the series but DiE has a 9-0 win over Watch Your Back. Unless some games get played and played in a hurry I think DiE and the Guppies should have a 1 game playoff to see who win the Divisional crown. If that falls through looks like DiE takes the Div and the Guppies take 2nd.

Division 7
Off In The Shower needs to win 1 of their final 4 matches against Technicolor Salsa Bunnies and Atomic Bowling Ball to pop the champagne and clinch the Division. ABB controls their destiny. They are riding high after defeating New Divide down 1 man. That being said I think they come up a little short. OITS takes the division and the Guilty Sparks take the 2nd spot.

Division 8
Where’s the Flowers and District 10 have both looked impressive against Divisional opponents. We know both of these teams are making the playoffs but who will win the division?? I’m gonna show some love to WTF. I Think they will split the series but will win the Division based on tiebreakers.

Division 9
Too bad to be named can earn a playoff spot if they can beat Team Capitalism and the Steel Wolves. I think Team Capitalism will win the Division and the Steel Wolves will take 2nd. I keep wanting to slide Too Bad To Be Named in the 2nd spot but somehow I can’t

Division 10
This Division is set in stone. Ahooooo has taken both games from Greater Than 2. Greater than 2 has looked solid in every game this year. Ahooooo 1st GT2 2nd.

Division 11
Collateral Damage is looking solid heading into the final weeks of play. They had a close game against Team Ninja but pulled out a 5-4 win. Team Ninja the surprise team of the Summer League is looking to continue their winning ways. They look to give CD their 1st loss of the season in their rematch. I don’t think they will. CD heads into the playoffs undeafeated followed by a 2 loss Team Ninja. Mandokarla has looked impressive of late in their victories so if they get hot you could swap out Ninja for Mando, or possbily splitting with them.

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4 Responses to “Amateur Playoff Outlook by Revolution12009”

  1. Utard (Xtreme Skiboy) says:

    So did Pup actually quit or what?

  2. Rev says:

    I meant Jim Mora not Herm Edwards…I fail. But Herm’s “You play to win the game” is a classic too.

  3. kev18 says:

    Lol Division 6

  4. Gav1132 says:

    OMG MANBEARPIG FTW !!